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03/11/2009 21:33 pm

I want you to take a good hard look at yourself in the mirror and ask yourself the following questions:

1. Do I keep yanking up my bra straps in order to keep my chest uplifted?

2. Are my cups sagging rather than supporting?

3. Do I wish there was another hook in the back so I could tighten this sucker up?

4. How many tax returns have I filed since I last bought a new bra? Two? Three? Ten?

5. Is my bra gray when it used to white?

6. If my shirt were to accidentally fall off in the middle of the street would I die of mortification, not because my shirt fell off, but because my bra looks so darn bad?

If you answered yes to any of the above, YOU NEED A NEW BRA. If you thought about answering yes to any of the above, you need a new bra. Heck, if you're a woman, you probably need a new bra. I'm going to give you a piece of advice here: Go get a new bra.

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